Sure. If you say so, it must be true.

Blacks and latinos are already voting in game changing numbers.

What's so unlikable about her other than she is a politician? Where do you get smarmy from?

How could that possibly require more than a dozen seconds of serious thought?

A buddy of mine wondered why I was so into boxing - showed him some RJJ. The guy was just nuts when he was on top.

Drown them in bourbon, quickly.

''Women go to the restroom together because we like to compare the size of our vaginas.''

Irish, Indians, Zulus, Aborigines, Chinese, Native Americans etc etc don't count, I guess.

''(According to my Day After Tomorrow-informed projections, by 2121 Congress will just consist of two women, a man, and a male wolf picking through the dilapidated remains of the continental U.S. in search of food scraps.) ''

People accumulate reviews to climb up the ladder of virtual reviewing. I worked at a place in San Francisco and people would actually name drop their YELP handle to try and get free stuff/better service.

Hand egg is a stupid term.

The Brits are just Nazis with better PR.

This Irish kids didn't get the memo.

Obligatory

It was meant to prove that it was racist.

As a bartender, I get to be front row for tons of first dates . Put your fucking phone away.

Not a sport.

It's a troll. That's their thing.

I grew up in a place with a lot of violent boneheads - South Philadelphia. People will literally start a fight with you if you look at them the wrong way. The one upside of a place like that is that some guy pulling stuff like jerking off in public gets his ass kicked.