You're right, they should definitely sterilize the kids too.

He didn't have to accept the deal.

There is a girl on a popular commercial who looks uncomfortably like my One Who Got Away.

It isn't quite the same thing but there is this Stephen Fry animated text video where he rails on grammar nazis and he just goes on for like 5 minutes when it could be 30 seconds to make the same exact point and he is so fucking in love with his little word play and the sound of his own voice that I want to do things…

I can sometimes be selective about it. Grew up with a ton of asian friends and noodle slurping is something I have managed to tune out when visiting with family or at a pho place or whatever.

When they show stuff like this in movies, it drives me up the wall. THX surround sound levels of slurpy grossness.

I resist the idea that I have misophonia but the slobbery mouth noises this cute little dog creates makes me want to climb up a clock tower and start shooting people.

Crush the pills up in a mortar and pestle. That's how I snort adderall.

I actually told the guy that he shouldn't be wearing Red Sox an Yankees at the same time but he thought it looked cool.

Because people shoot at him. People try to kill him for doing a job that he has no say over. He has to live with possibly killing others and/or failing to save the lives of others. Why don't you tell me about your work day?

Fuck you. The bravest thing you ever do in your life is hit send on a snarky comment like this.

This is one of these cases where this family needs to be shamed publicly.

A girl I knew in NYC had a roomie who NEVER left the studio they shared, so we fucked on the roof sometimes. The roof had a fence kinda thing in it but neighboring buildings were much taller. People definitely watched. Neither of us cared.

It was a pretty big fucking day for them.

She should get her dick cut off, too.

These are Asian drivers we are discussing. Anything is possible.

I just watched that over the weekend. Fucking love that movie.

It all depends on your goals.

There will always be SOME progress whether it's how much you exercise or weigh or measurements or whatever.

It's good stuff. There are bad heart problems in my fam so his bits about lowering cholesterol and stuff were huge for me.