The style and flapper look were meant to be androgynous and in some social sciences class I took, prof said one of the influences was supposedly all the men in the military who experimented with each and therefore were into a dude-ish look. Or so said this particular prof.

Christ, some kind of DENNIS system. Step one...

It's kind of refreshing. No justification like ''I did it out of love...''

I bet he was really smart and got a percentage of the net profits.

I know. He asks her and then she says No and he says ''You're not missing much.''

No. Am I missing anything?

Meh, you probably aren't wrong about most bartenders. There are plenty of people who tend bar just to be man whores. It's kinda boring to me to try that hard that much of the time.

It's like the most 60's thing ever.

You seem like a nice person.

Hey, we won a game! Let us have a few moments of delusion.

OMFG, your user name!

He completely bolstered his wonky image and seemed like much less of a robo pol. I don't think it's gonna hurt him at all.

I could draw pictures for you if that helps. Dunno what's that confusing about it.

It's not cool for me to be constantly hitting on guests as a habit. Both for the business and for your personal piece of mind. It can get messy. I am standoffish or maybe not overly personal at first with everyone man or woman who comes into the bar to a certain extent. People don't need to know my politics or life…

The friend who brought me to the wedding kept telling me for a long time how well the couple was doing and how happy they were and how wrong I was about them. He was really trying to convince me (and himself, I guess) and I was like - I don't care, I never met those people before, I didn't ask for any of this…

I was at a wedding party in Hawaii that went on for days at an opulent resort where I knew almost no one in the whole group. There was this very attractive woman who kept gravitating to me and we talked some. I thought she was interesting in a brooding way so I maybe paid more attention to her than to some others but…

Frankly, I meet too many goddamn people to go around hitting on every cute person I see.

All those gweilo look alike.

I like to think the woman in that pic is just thinking ''WTF?'' like the rest of us.