Train him with the judicious application of Pavlovian BJ's?

You're splitting a ridiculous hair. Anyone who wouldn't know that the Ireland is mainly Catholic and would be misled by the headline because they are too dim to go well enough into the story is the same kinda person who thinks Ireland is right next to New Jersey or something.

Gives you good whacko reading material too.

Tell your man to wash his face in the shower with Noxzema. Tell him to do it first and leave it on his face the whole shower and only wash off when he is ready to shave. If his Flinstone beard is that thick, shaving in the shower itself might be for the best anyways but the Noxzema will soften everything up a good…

You're laying it on a mite thick. What you're saying doesn't make sense. Jezebel is calling attention to this story and covering it up at the same time? C'mon now.

Lol, my niece dumped like half a bottle of that stuff on herself one time because she liked how it smells.

You think Jezebel is white washing that they're Catholic? When it says ''St. Mary's'' right there in the first sentence of the second para graph. That's a stretch. It's like having a story about Madrid without explicitly saying that they are speaking Spanish - it's a given.

This is why Catholics in Ireland have abandoned the Church in greater numbers and more quickly than anywhere else. They know what's happened and they are going after the Church and the perpetrators. I don't think there is a lot of hush this dirty laundry type attitude there any more at all.

C'mon, do you think in Ireland at the time it would have been anything other than Catholic - unless in the six counties - and that every one wouldn't understand that?

It depends on the blades you use. There are these Israeli blades called Personna that are a lot more forgiving than the Japanese ''Feather'' ones I use.

It's cultural and it's super ingrained. Any way of cheating, stealing, scamming etc that they can get away with they do. It isn't like some kid in an american ghetto who turns to crime because there is nothing else, these families do this like a profession and they hand it down over the generations. The same thing…

Well, it was his brother and bachelor party weekend and all that. These guys obviously have money but they probably don't do this every day.

I thought Europeans were super racist about gypsies until I went to Europe and actually lived there for a while. There is no story of thievery and depravity - as well as really bad child sex/bride stuff - that is so outlandish that you would need to doubt it.

It's network tv. About the best to hope for is that Asian Americans get to get the same canned humor that other groups have gotten.

I went to the wrong kindergarten.

Had some Texans in to pregame at my bar before they hit the ''Gentlemen's Clubs'' for a bachelor party. They ran up a $1000 bar tab in almost no time - bottles of nice champagne and expensive shots and so on. The bachelor's brother had already given me the card so there wouldn't be a scene.

I find all this stuff about him odd. He used to be a semi regular at a restaurant I worked at and he was incredibly sweet and self effacing and never put on airs. He didn't necessarily seem like a genius but he seemed perfectly normal, especially compared to some other celebs we had.

The government is wasting too much money on ESL programs and bilingual schools for Dolphins. My grandfather came here with just the hair on his back and he worked his fingers to the boner so that his family could enjoy the fruits.

Put some bourbon or brandy in the coffee.

This stuff is the manliest smelling soap ever.