It's cultural and it's super ingrained. Any way of cheating, stealing, scamming etc that they can get away with they do. It isn't like some kid in an american ghetto who turns to crime because there is nothing else, these families do this like a profession and they hand it down over the generations. The same thing…

Well, it was his brother and bachelor party weekend and all that. These guys obviously have money but they probably don't do this every day.

I thought Europeans were super racist about gypsies until I went to Europe and actually lived there for a while. There is no story of thievery and depravity - as well as really bad child sex/bride stuff - that is so outlandish that you would need to doubt it.

It's network tv. About the best to hope for is that Asian Americans get to get the same canned humor that other groups have gotten.

I went to the wrong kindergarten.

Had some Texans in to pregame at my bar before they hit the ''Gentlemen's Clubs'' for a bachelor party. They ran up a $1000 bar tab in almost no time - bottles of nice champagne and expensive shots and so on. The bachelor's brother had already given me the card so there wouldn't be a scene.

I find all this stuff about him odd. He used to be a semi regular at a restaurant I worked at and he was incredibly sweet and self effacing and never put on airs. He didn't necessarily seem like a genius but he seemed perfectly normal, especially compared to some other celebs we had.

The government is wasting too much money on ESL programs and bilingual schools for Dolphins. My grandfather came here with just the hair on his back and he worked his fingers to the boner so that his family could enjoy the fruits.

Put some bourbon or brandy in the coffee.

This stuff is the manliest smelling soap ever.

Once you get your skills down, it isn't an issue. I use the sharpest blades on the market and I almost never cut myself. Use a brush and some basic but good Italian shave soap from Amazon and I spend less in a year on the shaving than I used to in just a couple of weeks.

For a while, in a different apt with better ventilation, I would shave in the shower with the bar soap and that worked fine. The gels have thickening stuff in them which I find gums up the blade.

There are people who are into the whole sexy trust exercise of shaving each other's junk. I will trim down to a putting green length but I don't need to revisit the hairless days.

When you first do it, you have to go SUPER light and hardly touch. It's a different angle and all that. You use almost no pressure and you have to make like four passes - emulating those multi blade razors.

That really wasn't a big thing back then although she left more pubes on the soap than anyone I ever met. And we always used to get like twelve packs of Dove so there would be this thick Fonzie hair all over the pristine white soap and you would wash the bar off before washing yourself.

One of my regulars would binge drink before coming in. He would often have a lot of money to flash but we knew he wasn't rich. He would drink a full bottle of booze at home before coming in and spending the night at the bar. He could keep this up for a while until he was too far into the binge - this could take months…

I use a clipper for the sexy topiary. Don't feel the need to go all Ken doll. I am too hairy to try and emulate Greg Louganis or anyone down there, it grows back too fast. I trim with an old school barber's clippers - I bike in spandex shorts often enough that I don't want to be perched upon my own homegrown merkin.…

Ugh, a pox on you.

As a fella, I got so sick of paying out the ass for cartridges that I switched to an old school double edge safety razor like your Grandpa had.

My best friend's Mom has been here since the 50's and has a thick Chinese accent. She is a huge Philadelphia Phillies fan and news/politics junkie and is as American as anyone else.