Even hover pissing one could forgive maybe but like - really you are going to wash your hands as soon as you leave the stall but you won't touch the handle on the toilet so you are going to break it with your foot?

You're still a cunt.

You are such a pathetic little terrier. Yap, yap, yap.

Guys like you never know when to shut the fuck up.

Women fucking trash bar bathrooms. ''Here, I will just piss all over the place and then flush the toilet with my foot. Geez, did I break the handle? Better take a picture of it to show my friends"

That doesn't work. Jukeboxes have had remotes since the eighties. The bartender would just skip the song. Worst case, they would unplug an older one to reset it. I bartend and I do this any time people repeat the song on purpose like that.

If you work somewhere that too many people do blow spray the obvious surfaces they will use with a light dusting of WD40. It will clomp up the coke and they won't be able to hog the bathroom all night.

I worked at a bar with a made up name that was a mash up of the owner couple's names. Let's say it was MelLee just for the hell of it.

Different kind of cunt. But definitely a cunt, nonetheless.

It's a business but it isn't some zero sum game where if you walk in with a shite attitude you get your ass kissed. A bar is not a vending machine, it's a place to gather socially.

In over my head on the kim chi question. There supposedly is some happy medium on how to smash everything IIRC but I have only really mastered the easier shit that Euros do.

People probably don't want you around for any other reason than your money, I imagine. Must suck.

You are what is known as a cunt.

Cocaine.

I bartend. There was some douchenozzle comedian who put something in his act a while ago about playing the same song twenty times in a row or something. I think he taped this. There are phone apps which will charge you and allow you to do this.

'' convincingly pretend to enjoy sex with Seth Rogen on several occasions. ''

It's pretty easy to make a lot of the stuff you like for very little. There is a youtuber korean lady who gives great kimchi recipes on line, forgot her name. There are also good recipes in Nourishing Traditions a kinda hippy dippy book

At least we have Rachel Maddow.

Now I feels old and curmudgeonly.

Maury just seems like some sad Carny hooker turning passionless tricks - sure for big bucks but...