If I created a viral trailer like this, i would love to just throw random words in to confuse people, brass eye style.....'nipple clamps'.....'teddy bears'......'litmus paper'!

Is it just me, or does she have some big eye brows in that first picture?

I just peed a little. Then i saw this clip, so now, as you can imagine, my pants are soaking.

What?!?! No coke sniffing whilst you are in New York? I thought that is what everyone does. I have never been to New York though, so I base my observations from TV shows and movies. I couldn't hack it myself, between giant monkeys climbing the buildings and that 'Sylar' guy, i would be nervous all the time. Never mind…

This is stupid. No surprise there. How come whenever we read about a kid being phoned up and 'lured' away, we never hear about people blaming the phone companies. Then whenever anything has to do with video games it becomes "console are evil, the only people who use them are pedophiles and children....yada, yada,…

Where is the order now button?!?! If only....If only!

@fugit: I would love to. All i need is a job, a place to stay, money and a visa....there is always something.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling....From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.

@manocheese: It sounds like a problem for xbox. Maybe they should try to create a similar gadget as PlayTV for the xbox 360 (if it is possible), instead of dealing with the infrastructure problems.

We british are always left wanting. Xbox 360 announces an awesome NXE feature for streaming movies from Netflix, but is there a Lovefilm one for the UK, is there S**t. So it comes as no surprise that it will...maybe....maybe... take 3 years to create something that is already available on the PS3 (in the form of…

What's this? A MySims racing game? With all the features that i loved from MySims? Is it better than Mario Kart? No? Wait, but MySim characters are in it? Awesome, i am off to buy a copy right now.....**Weep**

"You can not only set up turrets but use technicians to hack and lock or weld doors, order your team to push tables and cabinets against windows, and set up strike teams to cover weak areas of a room. You can even set booby traps to cover air vents if your explosives guy is still alive" - gamesradar.

I always get a small teardrop in my eye when i see a DS all exposed like that. It is like watching a relative on an operating table.

Yes, this guy doesn't sound creepy at all.....*keeps walking, looking over shoulder*

@Juthan: I had no idea that the iPhone could produce those graphics either, they look almost as good as Sim City 4.

@mkat_tdc: Aids just isn't a problem as long as you have a big pile of cash injected straight into your blood stream.

@undefined: @ghostadv: That would be awesome.

If you want to get really pessimistic you could say you start dying as soon as you are born....now i made myself sad :(

@uppitycracker: or a racist dog...Grrrr..woof woof woof....Sorry that's my father talking.

I have always thought if i was in that situation i would also play dead, but realistically the pain would be so excruciating that it would be hard to be still and calm. It's hard to believe when you read it.