The Chinese film industry has never been cool. Hong Kong has a cool film industry. All the most interesting movies from Mainland directors have been banned.

I still haven't gotten over how cringeworthy the "lip my stockings" scene was. Holy shit, it's embarrassing.

Yeah, not only did this not make it all the way to Chicago, it couldn't even be bothered to travel the whole 45 minutes to Dayton. (Also from there, never heard of this thing, although it doesn't sound half bad, at least compared to Skyline.)

Can't really bring myself to be excited about something starring Drew Barrymore, regardless of how much I enjoy Timothy Oliphant.

I think we'd be remiss in not mentioning Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life. You don't land guest stars like Sinbad and Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas everyday. (Seriously, I love that episode.)

I feel like salvaging the disaster that was the Astro's 1991 season is well beyond the purview of FEMA's work. In any case, the arm of Pete Harnisch alone just isn't enough.

I'm a bit embarrassed, but I really like the Skaciety song despite how terrible their name is. They sound like Less Than Jake!

Hahaha, that could not be more awkward. The other band members seem like they want to die.

I loved that movie so much when it came out. I need to rewatch it to figure out if I'd still enjoy it or not. A bit scared to find out, but I'm going to try.

But we can all agree that Zhang Yimou went from an excellent director to a hack, right?

I've seen wet cat food that's more appealing than the food served on Chinese domestic flights.

And succeeding!

Fancy meeting you here.

Where do pizza rolls figure into this?

Walton Goggins was my answer as well. Time to leave work and watch Justified again.

It should have been Neelix!

I miss the Sweet Laurel Canyon Sound so much. Please review this album from Dawes.

Hmmmm, sweeter than regular Japanese teriyaki? That does not sound great to me.

Gotta appreciate that economy of words.

Dogma is a nonstop cringefest. I'm confused by all the enthusiasm for it.