Ok, glad I’m not the only one thinking along those lines. Thanks.

I guess tits are better in plural. :p

Hah. I might be guilty of this. Although not generally in the post-coital stage, more like the next day... and with a wink. Cause I’m a dick like that.

Heh. For a moment I totally misinterpreted this. I was thinking this was about inmates getting birth control during their incarceration, and jumped to an assumption that the complaint would be that it was wasteful, given that inmates generally aren’t having much potentially procreative intercourse. My mind goes in…

I’ve recently had a couple of hookups (bringing my total number of partners to 3, so not exactly drowning in experience), and was super confused when the last one didn’t want me to go down on her, but volunteered to go down on me at the end. I didn’t even know that was a thing. My first partner (for almost three…

We tend to use all the ‘naughty’ places as a pejorative, don’t we? He’s a Dick. Don’t be such a tit. What an asshole. Just sayin...

Great read. Really well written.

Was anyone else waiting for the part where they do some CSI shit to determine whether it was ever actually used? “Yes, analysis detected trace amounts of whoseywhatsit, which is likely a last remnant of long since decomposed blah blah blah.

*struggle* whoops.... whoops.... whoops... whoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoopswhoops.... ... whoops...

Yeah, I thought maybe I was missing something, but that was my first thought seeing the picture. Doesn’t even look like a lollipop, if that’s what it is. I just assumed it was a toy microphone, with the kid mimicking daddy. So... completely harmless. But then, I maybe I’m just naive.

Could be. Wasn’t judging the person at all, which would be difficult, since I have absolutely no idea who it is.

Does this gif make anyone else think of a fish gobbling up food?

I support this platform, but only for 1%er neighborhoods.

Damn, and I was picturing him in a brown shirt. Does this count as Godwin’s Law?

This is almost exactly what I was thinking reading the headline alone. How many dirtbags out there will do anything to manipulate ‘their’ woman into not finally ditching their deadbeat ass for greener pastures? How many will read this story and go, “That’s it! She can’t leave me if I get seriously injured!” and…

Sorry, wasn’t trying to hide. There, does this help? ^

I aim to please.

“seems particularly excised that”

Damn, this amused me, but I had to overthink it. Wondering if you’d actually done the math, I started to myself. But the Catholic Church can’t be more than about 2000 years old, and a trimester is about a quarter of a year, so max it’d be in the ballpark of its 8000th trimester.