Leather air vents on Porsche's

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

How soon we forget...

Any clean, full-size, fully loaded luxury truck. This one stands out: Lincoln Blackwood.

bonus points for hybrid model

I was going to submit the e30 in general, but the e30 convertible is definitely one step above.

Yuppie-mobile/Successful Female Realtor car

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

This. Alternatively a DS....or any Citroen palanquin with air suspension.

Not just because I saw one a few hours ago parked near my house (it was awesome), not just because I have an unhealthy obsession with Citroens, but because I've actually thought long and hard about this. Citroen SM, does anything else make sense?

Porsche Cayman. Most of them probably lead city lives anyway, so stick a big honkin' electric motor where the engine and transaxle already are. (I guess the batteries could go low in the front and back.) Voila..."baby 918"!

Christmas falls close to my birthday. Dec 21'st is my bday. In 2011 during black friday I was involved in a nasty crash. Left my modified 3v mustang GT totaled and me without a scratch. I needed a car and the insurance paid for a rental for about a month. I bought a 2012 Mustang gt brembo package car with the money…

Last year, 2013, I bought a Fiat panda for my landlord. Mike, for that is name, had bashed on and on and on about the need for a 4x4 car. We live in Northumberland, an ancient and remote land in northern England. Land rover 2as are common and a pig to drive. Jeep Cherokees break, everyone round here has some variant…

Christmas '01 I was given a 2002 E46 M3. I had been steadily making it known how much I loved them since we saw the concept at the NAIAS (my dad and I used to go every year). I had taken care of the family's hand-me-down '90 BMW 750iL and a 1999 323i with no accidents, tickets, issues, etc and had excelled in my…

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