Those are all sooooo good. I completely approve of your list.

Uuugggghhhh. This kind of shit terrifies me even more than usual because my husband looked at me like I’m a monster for saying I would never help someone laying in the middle of the road at night (or daylight in the middle of nowhere). I said I’d call the police for them, but I wouldn’t get out of my car or let them…

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

Omg, same.

IIRC, the entire bodice was a tear-away, and he was supposed to pull it off, leaving her in a bikini or something. Instead, the inner bit came off too, exposing her boob (which conveniently had a pastie over it). The entire thing was stupid—Was Janet Jackson in a bikini too supposed to be shocking and thrilling? That…

Of all the dumb takes I’ve seen today, yours was the dumbest. Congratulations.

Yes, all the tween sit coms about being a singer, etc! Add that to the fact that I actually know THREE kids who are on Disney shows. It’s all a little weird and I wouldn’t want my kids involved at all.

Nope. I have a 12 year old daughter and I can’t imagine such a thing. But I live in LA and don’t take her to auditions and don’t even have a voice coach for her, so...

You know, I think the only real difference here in the lifestyles we want s the ocean. Because I’m kind of afraid of the ocean? So I’m going with Russian forest instead.

I’m team Baba Yaga, but damn if I don’t love your Siren ad pitch!

This is both the funniest and saddest thing I’ve heard in about a week. Bravo!

Mothwoman was a look I didn’t know I needed until this competition

As a theatre professional, I agree.

Yaaassss KWEEN. Look at that contour. SHE IS CUT.

Go Fug Yourself has created voices for both George and Charlotte, and it’s hilarious.

Starred for Ayoade/Fielding power duo. I love them.

It 100% comes across as how a little kid would act if she were pretending to be an evil queen.

Love that. My uncle was a Rhodes Scholar and loved the British so we went to a friend’s house in the summer for the Charles and Diana wedding because there was no tv in the place our family stayed for the summer and my uncle dressed in a three piece suit for the occasion - at 4 a.m.. And at the end of his life, we…

I was just thinking I’m too old for this shit, myself.