boyz4now
Detective Brenda Lee Johnson
boyz4now

Was this season any good? I’m usually a really big fan but I didn’t watch this season, mainly because I wasn’t interested in the topic/time/setting. I also didn’t hear a lot about it either so I completely forgot it happened until now.

I’ll say what I say on every single one of these articles just for consistency: Not everything needs to be made into a musical. Kthanksbye.

I tried out their clothing for the first time on a recent bday trip to Vegas and NOPE. It was impossible for me to get my size correct in anything and their return policy is kind of convoluted so I ended up not being able to return half of it and what I did return was only returned for credit. The jeans I got were ok,

There was also one that Daniel Radcliffe was going to be in the movie version of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. All of these were borderline ‘I can’t tell if I love or hate this idea’

It makes it sound more prestigious I guess? Like oh we only take the top X%, the best of the best. I dunno, I didn’t make the rule, I just felt the effects of it. This was 10+ years ago so maybe it’s changed now.

Your class size also counts more than people think. I got particularly screwed because I went to a small private school and my graduating class was 30 people, but a lot of the colleges I applied to only wanted people who were in the top 5% of their class, so pretty much JUST our valedictorian.

Yeah, I’m fully on board for not dying of dysentery.

Yeah, but clean drinking water is also slightly important. And there are lots of crops that are self pollinating or that we can help along ourselves.

I have an inherent dislike because I’m super allergic to bees and I assume that I’ve got what...4 epipens to last me THE REST OF TIME. So, bye bees.

Yeah, but I’m much more down for that. It’s kind of just living and not a soul sucking 9-5.

I’m here for the fashion because I want to look good and be practical while stomping through the wasteland of the future.

Ok, hear me out, in the book (not the horrible movie) World War Z, dogs in particular were pretty pivotal in rescue missions, hunting, resource retrieval, etc. Even the tiny ones were used to get into tight spaces and do important shit. I maintain my little buddy will be incredibly helpful in these situations.

I’m going to be so mad if dramatic sex wins. We have no birth control, we’re fighting for our lives, and people are just down to bone. No, I have a civilization to rebuild and zombies to murder, boy bye.

What about the rights of the server he reduced to tears? Don’t they have a right to a non toxic work environment?

Solitude for the win.

While we all know she’s not really gonna do yoga in those pants, let’s suspend disbelief and say she really is going to a class like that. Can you imagine any yoga studio being ok with someone bringing a gun in? Just setting up yoga matts and the chick next to you sets down a gun? NOPE.

I think the only reason Student Loan Debt can be defeated is because not everyone has to deal with it. MOST people have to deal with it, but if it gets beaten than it’s because it’s not a universal thing everyone’s struggling with.

Yeah, I get the apocalypse isn’t a vacation but like...some jobs are so soul sucking that the apocalypse is preferable.

You do realize that “unlimited time off” refers to the fact that it’s in the apocalypse and there are no jobs anymore right? That’s why you have unlimited time off in this scenario. This is not a real world situation.

Also, I said it yesterday; I’m too fucking practical for Dramatic Sex. The world is ending? Boy get off of me, cause I got shit to do first. I’d say it’s down to Plumbing and Unlimited Time Off.