OMG, thank you for this because I had an argument with a friend (we have REALLY WEIRD arguments) yesterday about whether human hands were the best hands of all species and now I’m sending him a dozen of these just to be a brat.

I know she’s trying to play on her “I’m a nightmare dressed as a daydream” line but uggghhh.

My quick read/scan, I initially thought that’s what it said, and I had to go back and was very disappointed.

Just because you can write it yourself, doesn’t mean you should.

I actually appreciated Kim’s answer on the Blac Chyna question. She’s right, the kids are gonna see this someday, and while a lot of their behavior on the shows is terrible, it’s a decently classy answer to say she won’t discuss the situation for her niece’s sake.

I once kept an ex’s lacross sweatshirt in college. I was a sophomore when we broke up and he hounded me for it until senior year. He was an asshole and 100% did not deserve to get it back so senior year, I passed it down to a freshman sorority sister and 10 years later, it’s still being passed down. Haha.

I was much more excited about James Earl Jones than Beyonce. When they announced they were doing this I pretty much shouted BUT JAMES WILL ALWAYS BE MUFASA. So, I’m happy. Also, I just really want a Timon on the Street short to come out of this.

Omg in my college program there were the two groups: method vs non method and 9 times out of 10, team non method continually put performed the methoders. I remember one particular show that took place in nazi germany and this fucking methoder, who was of course playing a nazi, was a fucking asshole “because of his…

Omg I do that! If I feel weird for like 2-3 days, I get worked up about things and I’m just like well I’ll waste $15 just to shut my brain up. Haha.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

Wow, that virginity story is...fucking disturbing. “The worst part is I didn’t get laid for another 2 years.” Nah, bro the worst part is that at best you lied to a girl about who you were to get laid or at worst you took part in a gang bang with an overly intoxicated girl. Either one is not a good look.

Accurate. Method actors generally use their “method” as an excuse for bad behavior and just create more havoc then they’re worth.

Exactly. I have an IUD so I actually don’t even get a period anymore, and while I know that getting pregnant on it is extremely rare, if it were to fail, who the hell knows how long it would take me to realize it. Getting pregnant is a borderline phobia of mine (to the point that if I did get pregnant, I don’t know…

No joke, I ask that question probably once a week about random shit. 3 out of 10 people get it.

Agreed.

In that shot next to her, it looks like there’s a large purse, which she probably hid it in. I am concerned though that when she pulled it out, no one said anything.

If this last year has taught me anything, it’s not to get overly hopeful/optimistic about anything. So while I am generally happy about this development, and it is my sincere wish it leads to more things, I will remain pessimistic until it actually happens.

Not if it’s Jared. He’s not real family. He can spin it as poor Ivanka got tricked by a devious man.

Yeah, they’ll slice a decent chunk off the top then do an alcohol swap and then use a clean q tip to apply. I never just randomly bop over there and try it randomly but I do get my makeup done/take advantage of their lessons quite frequently and that’s how I’ve seen them do it.

THEY DO HAVE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS TO HELP. Jesus, all you have to do is stop one of the dozens of employees and ask if they can help you with it and they’ll disinfect it for you. Also, just don’t put it on your face...do the usual swatch on your arm.