My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

Damn, that’s a long trailer. I feel like I don’t have to watch the episode now...

Yeah, I’ve always wanted to wear one of these, and I’m pretty petite and still can’t pull it off. I just had a huge bday bash and tried my best to look good in a dress of a similar style, but alas, my body is just not made for it.

https://twitter.com/terrible_horror

I run a Twitter account where I live Tweet horror movies (what else am I supposed to do on a Monday night?) and I watched this one this week. It’s very well done. I’ve read the book and I actually like this more than the book. Carla was so good at playing the different parts of her psyche, plus there were some…

So he was supposed to go to PR on Tuesday, but now he’ll be in Las Vegas Wednesday. Am I the only one annoyed that he was immediately like “I’ll be in Vegas” whereas it took him forever to even mention PR? I’m sure PR does not need him there, straining their already limited resources, but fuck man, at least pretend…

As a late bloomer, I’d say we fare better. I was forced to have a personality in order to make friends where as those who get their looks early on don’t have to try nearly as hard (in my personal experience). Yeah, I still get moments of doubt and am way overly critical of any imperfection because I’m convinced…

This! I had a super close girlfriend in college that constantly got hit on, mainly because she was bleached blonde, had a tan, and a good rack. All in all though she was far from the prettiest (or nicest or smartest) of our group, but it literally didn’t matter. It wasn’t until we had a huge falling out that I…

RIGHT?! What the fuck is this nonsense. Of course I feel like I shout that with varying levels of anger everyday. Today it’s just particularly loud.

I’m going to Vegas on Wednesday for a vacation I’ve had planned for over a year now. I’m so heartbroken for everyone there and it’s scary as hell to think that if I had booked my trip even a week earlier, I would have been there. Just imagining all those people planning a fun night out, prepping in their rooms, saving…

This isn’t even the full video. He does an adorable back and forth with her for a solid 30 seconds and omg I hate how cute I find it.

I was in high school when it happened, and never really watched the Super Bowl so, while I remember it happened, I don’t remember actually seeing it. Watching it now....HOW WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?? It looks like he pretty clearly grabs and pulls it off. Like what was the outcome supposed to be? Was he supposed to be…

I was in high school when it happened, and never really watched the Super Bowl so, while I remember it happened, I don’t remember actually seeing it. Watching it now....HOW WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?? It looks like he pretty clearly grabs and pulls it off. Like what was the outcome supposed to be? Was he supposed to be…

Is it bad that I hope he does, cause I’m super over all of this and death ray sounds better than the other multiple, real ways that Trump’s trying to kill us.

Oh, they know, they just don’t give a fuck.

You know they’re terrible at boycotts. Remember Hamilton?? “We’re gonna boycott a musical that’s already sold out for the next year or two.”

Hugs.

All praise the high holy day of Halloween. Christmas can have a seat until then.

I had glossed over a story of him throwing them away this morning but this is the first time I’m reading the whole convo and WOW, it was way worse than I originally thought and I originally thought it was an appalling, horrid thing to do. WTF?

Omg I fucking loved this album. I am also constantly sad about her.