I’m low key annoyed that zombies are losing to lady gremlin. For real??? You’re working with the same color scheme (I’d argue you’ll get more colors out of zombies) and you get a variety of looks/options as opposed to one. Maybe it’s not even that zombies are losing it’s that they’re losing by so much. Maybe I’m also…

I was never a big Katy fan but one day a friend and I were drunk and her tour documentary was still on Netflix so we watched it. There’s a part in it where he either sends her the text or she’s come to the realization that it’s over right before a huge concert. The girl is like fucking sobbing backstage and her group…

That’s too many eyes to put shadow on. I’d give up half way through and only have like 3 our of my 5 heads done.

I think people are seriously underestimating how cool Mothwoman could be.

100% voted for mothwoman...I mean LOOK AT THIS:

I’m really in love with all of this. Just FYI and such.

I know it’s pretty much panned here, but this is why I love the VS fashion show: because the girls look like they have fun. Or at least they did when I still watched it up till 2015. I know the instagram girls sort of took it over last year, so it’s probably changed, but I loved watching the party that was the runway.…

Holy hell I would rock out in the cape outfit from 0:40 all day every day.

I’ll be the downer...We decided to get a divorce this year the weekend after our 4th wedding anniversary.

I will never get enough of this kid. I hate kids, but his facial expressions crack me up.

God, that commercial. Remember when swing was a thing for a hot second? I remember a lot of my friends in late middle/early high school shopped at Gap around this time, and I always wanted to like their stuff but never did. I think my go to in that era was Express. Not that that was any better....

I love that the debt to early works is mostly Nightmare on Elm St, because Freddy is my favorite and it proves IT isn’t a good movie. Mainly, because Nightmare on Elm is supposed to be campy and if you’re “borrowing” from that, you’ve already lost whatever seriousness you were trying for.

Omg, this. It still annoys me on a very deep, subconscious level. I’m serious. I’ll be going about my day, not even thinking about this book and stop and go WTF? I was honestly starting to think that I made that part up because no one remembers it, but then I realized that because, duh, it would never be in any of the…

I’m not body shaming them because they look like great normal people, but I legit expected a buffer couple when I started watching this video. These are not two people who look gym obsessed enough to get married in one.

Well I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief since they’re literally the only type of jeans I’ve owned for the last 5 years....

Also my favorite pairing ever:

Noel gif party:

I did too! I will say, I didn’t mind our clowns because they were much more the hobo-esque look as opposed to the silk, ruffled uniform, and I found that a lot less scary.