I keep having the same sort of idea, only with the dudes in line for succession. NOT THAT I WANT ANY OF THEM. However, part of me wonders when Pence or Ryan will want to be president badly enough that they take the “hero” route and “uncover” something of Trump’s that kicks him out and puts them in, letting them be…

One of my bucket list items is perfecting a death drop. I’m starting to age out of having the ability to do it, but maybe, just MAYBE, I can figure it out before I reach instant bone breakage age.

She did! I was a little disappointed in her though because she’s a dancer and she could have done so much more. When compared to Tom’s routine after, she was rightly crushed in the battle.

Anyone else get the feeling that he’s only mad about this because they didn’t ask HIM to speak? I feel like if he got offered this amount to speak, he’d take it in a heartbeat.

My favorite part is when she goes to school and preaches about abstinence...

THIS. As another Greek-lifer, I 100% agree that it was the people with the more rigorous schedule that drank the hardest. It was their stress coping mechanism. Hell, my junior year was my best academically and it was the one where I drank almost every single day. My classes were in no way “easy” and I was busy 8 am -…

I get how the system works, it doesn’t make it any better...

The actual travesty here is that Rob Thomas and Santana are #2...

On the ink: YES. I hate when people’s tattoos look like stickers, and that’s all I can think about. I try not to be too judgy when looking at tats because clearly they’re very personal and no one else’s business but her’s irritate the hell out of me.

It’s interesting to me when she says no one’s told the story from the girls’ point of view before when there’s a play from 2003 (with the exact same title as her book) and another called These Shining Lives from 2008 that does exactly that. Maybe she just means book wise, but something about it annoys me.

I knew it was gonna happen and I am still disappointed. I demand an invite be stolen from one of the basic celebrities that didn’t follow the theme and given to me who will respect the hell out of whatever theme they throw at me. Also, where was Gaga? Because she literally could have just picked out ANYTHING from her…

Oh yeah, this girl had her kid seeing a chiro practically out of the womb. Seriously, I only stay friends with her to keep tabs on what the crazies are into.

I feel like on everyone’s bucket list there are a few “probably will never ever happens” and attending some huge gala/award show like this is one of mine. I just want to wear a fancy dress I can’t afford, borrow a billion jewels, have a hair/makeup day, take a dumb selfie with someone famous who doesn’t know me, and…

Only sometimes?

Ugh, I have a facebook acquaintance that I keep solely to see what the crazies are into these days, and she only uses a chiropractor as her family dr. I don’t mind if she’s crazy enough to do it for herself, but she uses the same theory for her 3 year old. It kills me that she doesn’t have an actual medical dr for her…

I wouldn’t have hated the movie if it was titled something else and not supposed to be based off the book. If they had just said, ‘hey here’s this new zombie flick,’ I could have been fine with the movie. However, I love that book and them pretending that it was in any way, shape, or form the same thing really pissed…

Omg DND is my life now. When I realized that every time my phone buzzed for any alert/text/call I would start shaking because it was always going to be something horrible, I switched that on. I thought it was going to be for just a night, but it’s literally been for 6 months now and I don’t see it stopping any time…

I get that this is hard for her, but at some point, as an adult, you have to recognize that fact that your father can be a wonderful father but a terrible human. It sucks (trust me, I know) but being a father is just one aspect of someone’s life/personality and that doesn’t automatically give them a pass on everything…

Honest question: WHAT THE FUCK ARE HER BOOKS ABOUT? I feel like she publishes a book every other week with some dumb, vague title and some photoshopped to hell picture of her on the front. I’m clearly never going to read one, because..no, but I’m actually curious about what fills so many pages. I assume it’s a hate…

No, I wouldn’t spend that kind of money on that particular chain. However, I must admire the artistry of it. It’s dead on, it’s creepy, and it’s certainly flashy. It’s really good work. It’s like admiring an amazing tattoo of something ridiculous that you would never get.