Oh, I didn’t know the original story, so coming into it with absolutely zero expectations and a bottle of red wine, I was pleasantly surprised. I really like gothic horror as a genre, and since no one really does them that often, it was a nice change of pace from the slashers flicks I usually watch. Plus pretty…

I did love him before the Swift thing and then, like you said, cooled considerably after. However, I just watched Crimson Peak for the first time last week, and god damn it if he didn’t drag me back into his fandom kicking and screaming. I am very annoyed with myself over it. Although, really, Jessica Chastain was the…

Yeah, I immediately bought a pair of shoes I’d been looking at for weeks. It was double happiness.

My cousin is British and she and I send candy care packages to each other. Every time Oreo has a crazy flavor I get a text asking for it. Her packages are always nice and sophisticated and mine are “look at this weird fucking flavor.” It’s a good balance.

I mean there was a skit where Kate was Hillary and Amy came back to play ‘past’ Hillary (with a good Tina as Palin cameo) so it could happen.

Is anyone familiar with the musical Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson? I just did that show in November (it was hilarious before the election then we had three more weekends after the election and I wanted to cry each night). Anyway, there’s a series of scenes of Jackson in the White House and it starts like a huge party…

I was a kid too, but I was always team Tonya because I felt like the other skaters probably picked on her and I thought they were bullies to her (with no actual knowledge of the situation). It was only because I was picked on a lot too. Looking back on all of it now, it’s just a dramatic mess that I’m sure I would…

Dear god I wish I was 1/10 as fabulous and confident as these ladies.

Oh yeah, I made the mistake of looking at Twitter this morning and they are 100% trying to spin that the left is the party of fascism and hatred. Apparently we can’t handle free speech, hate him because he’s gay, and all colleges are just safe spaces for snowflakes to learn lies. You know...sane logical way of looking…

Isn’t most of their musical career a joke?

SAME! This is why I can’t STAND this fucking march. I was forced to go to smaller local ones 6th-12th (thanks Catholic school) and as the cynical kid in my school I was astounded at the brainwashing of some of my peers and the hypocritical stance of all of it when weighed against their treatment of people after they…

I have a particularly personal hate for the March for Life so every year it happens I say it’s not gonna piss me off and then there’s a photo like this and I get all ragey about it again.

But like...Dakota Johnson??? WHHHYYYYY????? Did she do some deep, meaningful indie film I’m unaware of?

Russian acrobats

I would wear all of these everywhere. Grocery shopping? Sure! Oil change? You bet. Girls night in? Duh.

No American Idiot?

I’m trying really hard not to cry at my desk right now. I don’t care if that makes me a god damn special snowflake or what. Fuck all of this.

I unfortunately have to work (it’s a huge day for my theatre with general auditions and stuff so zero way I can skip) but I’ll be there in spirit. I’m also trying to coordinate a work appropriate protest outfit haha.

This is the first time in three years I’ve missed living in DC. Dance party is my new favorite form of protest.

Seriously, it was my jam. I wore that soundtrack out and I was positive I was badass and mysterious (I was the nerdy, poor kid in catholic school so....no, not badass). I was sure when I found it a couple months ago, I would be filled with this nostalgia, but alas, it was just pure embarrassment. I couldn’t even…