Only cut from the indiest of glossy hipster magazines, natch.

My friend styles Sophia’s hair quite frequently and says she’s a total sweetheart.

When I was a kid my dad always ordered our sodas with “light ice” so we’d get more bang for our buck. That seems easier than a lawsuit.

Uh, an emphasis on a “higher power” feels pretty frickin religious to me. And many meetings end with the Lord’s Prayer. If I were ever required by law to go through treatment I would refuse to participate in anything like AA on religious grounds (in that I’m an atheist and would NOT be comfortable with that kind of…

Right? Religion probably drove me to drink in the first place. All those little cups of wine and so much shaming.

Magnuson.

The original pic I posted was mine; found this one on the interwebs. Eagles are massive compared to crows.

I saw a pair of eagles at a Seattle dog park recently and wondered if they were on the prowl for small puppies. Now I know.

I’d probably be mortified if I were able to add up all the time I spent at the mall as a teen. I miss you Orange Julius.

I don’t know, that lathering is lathering me up.

Not even Southern and never say y’all but want to make a bumper sticker anyway.

What kind of legal options does this woman have? Can she sue for sexual harassment? This is nuts.

AMERICA: Kowtowing to the WASPy 1% at all times. It’s what we do!