Oh, come on, this is inspired. Clippy the MS Office Assistant as the new mascot for the Ballmer-owned Clippers? Perfection.

"Here's What Happens If You Like Everything On Your Facebook Feed"

I've literally never seen either of these things done by a pro photographer.

But no televised games. So who cares?

I appreciate that. His allegories in his books are so much deeper and wide ranging - he himself would hope that everyone would be able to enjoy his books, not just people with the same religious views. Full disclosure, I have a degree in religion, philosophy, and theology - he loves exploring many different avenues of…

I'm bummed I missed your poll last month. I would have nominated:

The Right Stuff- Tom Wolfe

Because the board voted against it.

I hope we've not gotten to the point yet where it's inappropriate and really not PC to say that I am complete supporter of the Boy Scouts of America and their programs.

I can only imagine what that would look like after 30 seconds in the same room as my goddamned shedding cat.

You would think that consolidating apps and streamlining your services would be more user friendly. Are we consumers really wanting more apps clogging our smartphones? Is that why they're going 180 degrees in the wrong direction?

I can only imagine how pissed the parents of the other kids are over the fact that this girl's dad did her project for her.

Read the privacy policy of the app. It shares your phone usage info and how this usage changes information with the app developer. This is onerous enough even for a free app, let alone an app that asks you to pay $3.99.

Now to take it to the next level. Cook up some ham and cube. Chop up some bell peppers. Now mix these in with your eggs. Poor the mix into plastic baggies and freeze. Now you can take this on a backpacking trip and it will hold for a few days. When you go to cook just boil water and put the entire bag in. Pull…

I'm confused. Maybe this is the old man in me who remembers when phones made calls and cars were driven by people, but what the hell is the point of a water slide if your strapped into a vehicle? Isn't that a less-aggressive roller coaster with a misting spray added? It's basically a log flume right?

fully agree. this is fucked up, for total fetishists. i have no clue how gizmodo/gawker has collectively got such a warped sense of what is normal. seriously. this is not normal. this is deviant.

Actually, I'm with you.

Going to Engadget now actually, thanks for the recommendation. Yeah, Gizmodo needs to clean up their act rather than explaining how to clean sex-toys. Quite frankly, if Gizmodo can't figure out how to let people screen their articles to leave out the porn and porn-related garbage then they're obviously not as smart…

Right there with ya ... I'm officially through with Gizmodo. It's becoming more about sex obsessions than with technology. Yes, this whole fleshlight thing goes along with a piece of technology, but imo it's nothing more than a crude gimmick like most things that attach to Apple devices these days.

I am just about the least prudish person alive, and I begrudgingly have to agree with you. It does seem more appropriate for jezebel.com. I can see them having a link to the article on jezebel.com in one of their gawker links sections, and the mention of the ipad case seems appropriate with gizmodo's sense of humor,…

I don't think I want to put all my eggs in Amazon's basket.