When he’s in Quebec, Deadpool has to do at least 60% of his avenging in French. And he has to refer to himself as Morte-Piscine.

Uncle Owen kept saying that it wasn’t natural. That you don’t know what those things are under the rags and robes. “You could be diddling a bug, Like”

Look, my lawn just isn’t that high a priority, ok?

Because average people are mostly... not that smart. They don’t read legitimate news sources, they aren’t highly educated and they tend to work and socialize with like minded people. They believe that Washington is broken and doesn’t work for them and yet they re-elect the same people over and over because, better the…

Voting in an inexperienced neophyte to hold the highest elected office in the land is lunacy. Hopefully this insanity keeps its hold on the minds of Americans for 4 more years until I can run on a campaign claiming even less experience than this guy.

Maybe the GOP can all chip in a buck or two and buy him the complete Schoolhouse Rock dvd’s?

“why so many lawyers in Congress? why!”

It’s funny that this attitude seems to only apply to the most important positions in the land. Nobody wants an “outsider” to fly their plane or perform surgery on them.

I hate the idea of people with no political experience getting into a powerful office. It’s not just the fact that this dude clearly does not understand the basic workings of our government, although that is definitely an issue. Someone with absolutely no political experience is going to not have the same…

...you mean how he thought Congress was going to voluntarily vote for term limits for itself?

It’s no difference than his business “acumen” that he so highly touts.

I fully believe you could pick up Martin Sheen and drop him into the White House rn and his acting experience on the West Wing would make him 30000x readier to be president than this clown.

He needs to start with I’m Just A Bill. And my kid’s 7th grade social studies covered all this in the first two weeks of school!

The WSJ said that the Trump staff was surprised to learn that everyone working in the Obama administration leaves on January 20th. What did they think was going to happen?!?

This is what kills me about the idea that we should election “non-politicians” to public office of any kind - and this is an idea that comes from both sides of the isle.

Everyone who’s intubated has to be sedated. If they’re alert, they freak out because they can’t handle that tube down their throat. Every time we had a patient extubate themselves it was because their sedation had somehow worn off.

I was restrained a lot. I think they were afraid I would do that. I’m kind of an idiot when I’m in a medically induced coma.

FWIW, I think intubation would be harder to witness.

Truthfully, I was kinda teasing you. But also because, hey, you got drugs. What the hell are you complaining about? ;-)