And now for a cute/embarrassing story from my childhood:

The theory makes fine sense when you consider that Tyrion is, apart from one or two Maesters, the most intelligent person that we meet in Westeros. He’s a brilliant tactician, a born survivor (fingers crossed), and at times, even the life of the party. Tyrion’s physical disability has defined his life, yes, but it…

Not really, depending on what you value as a character trait. If you think intelligence is more valuable than physical attractiveness, then that makes sense to be the trait you idealize.

Don’t we all exist at the center of our own world?

Another candidate:

6th grade, but I was kind of advanced... I mean I never actually plotted anything dangerous, but I thought about how life would be infinitely better if _________ never crossed my path again.

Sorry for the huge

when small finger hanz make Perzident, antichrist babby formed.

Why is Charlize Theron so awesome and yet have such terrible taste in men?

and that the embryos were fertilized by the sperm from “an ex-boyfriend” or “close family friend.”

The fucking entitlement. I mean, I’m an atheist; I don’t think there’s anything left in those bones. But using someone else’s remains, someone you never knew, never sought consent from, to perform your crackpot religious rites is fucking wrong.

What kind of lazy tabloid would tell me that Kris Jenner keeps looking at before and after pics of her nose without including before and after pics of her nose for me to get all judgey over?!

The Round-up analogy is the perfect way to describe the Blake-Gwen relationship.

Add Amazon Prime/restaurant delivery, and coloring books, and I'm all set.

I’ll bet he kept the papier maché head from Frank and wears it all the time.

Better question: how’s that going to affect her successful (*cough*) talk show centered around drinking with randos in front of a camera?

If you haven’t lived thru the awfulness of Reindeer Games, watch it and then listen to the How Did This Get Made podcast for it.

I had to stare at that acronym for an hilariously long time before I understood that you were not referring to “Captain America: The Force Awakens”. Might be time to lower my dosage.

Superman is a stand-in for Jesus. The entire movie was about how two peak humans approach the presence of a god-like figure, and the god-like figure’s personal death and rebirth.

Then I can’t recommend Daredevil and Jessica Jones enough for you. 180 degree turnaround in atmosphere from the movies, but in the same universe.