Dear Bride,

See, here’s the thing: as with most groups, the visible face of Christianity in the media is often the worst, loudest face, the one most likely to get people watching for the OMG aspect of things. Same way the original founders of the Tea Party were shoved aside by the flag waving asshats who wanted a safe space to be…

You don’t even need polyamorous, just relationships that aren’t always ‘under threat’. In real life couples argue but stay together while even in BSG it seems couples who were ‘in love’ broke up over the smallest thing. Lee fucked up stuff plenty of times but him doing his job and defending Baltar for some reason…

We need more polyamorous relationships on TV. The love triangle thing is so old. I even quit watching SHIELD because of it.

He sought an intimate relationship with Ms. Ravina, insisting that she meet him off-campus, touching her inappropriately, demanding that she compliment him, describing her as “sexy,” and indicating that he was “horny.”

Related and creepy question: If you were going to steal a skull, whose would you choose?

They should just use real animals and put peanut butter in their mouths.

I feel like I’m starting to show my age with it. And it saddens me that fewer and fewer people know the glory of Girlfriend.

That mentality is the reason Paul Blart: Mall Cop made almost $200,000,000 total box office, and in the process proved to me definitively that there is no god.

I hate this mentality.

You know, generally people grow out of the “jingle keys” level of enjoyment and actually need something more than loud, bright, and moving to keep their attention. I’m glad you’re able to watch schlock and get some entertainment out of it, but you won’t get any less out of it with your viewing style with a smart or…

I’m not saying that every story has to be revolutionary... I’m just saying that I don’t see why you’d be interested in the moviegoing experience at all if you’re only interested in the visuals. What do you do during the parts of the movie where they’re focused on the plot or setup? The action usually occupies a…

I find poorly made movies boring, not fun, and tedious, even with my brain turned off. There’s a difference between well-made trash and complete crap.

Oh god I hate to be the Jungle Book nerd, but in Kipling’s story, Shere Khan is lame and can’t hunt well, which leads to his preying on village cattle and becoming a man-eater. In other words, he’s supposed to be kind of mangy looking.

there’s still something not quite right about them.

Well, to be fair, very few articles on Gawker sites seem to be proofread before being published. Many good writers aren’t great proofreaders, especially for their own pieces.

Yeah, I didn’t want to say it because I don’t like to be mean. But he’s... not a very good writer.

I’m hoping for a boxing glove on a spring with ACME on the side.

I believe it was published in an issue of “GAMES” magazine in the 90s.