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years and years FUCKING KILLING IT

I’ve bleeped out everything you just said for my own sanity.

Where did you order it from?

All of these origin stories just make it even more awesome if he would actually *be* Jesus.

I hated that they made the Achilles/Patroclus relationship into something it definitely was not. I think they made them cousins instead of lovers. Dumb.

Ok, so I had this idea I thought would be pretty hilarious that would play with the idea here. You make the movie now but with the conceit that it was funded about a hundred years from now by a consortium of Indian and Chinese investors who are trying to cash in on an Americana craze. It’s going to be an epic about…

John Barrwoman can narrate it with perfect song and dance :)

Hahaha, it’s a bit ironic that, while Pepper is doing science stuff, real-life- Gwyneth is becoming the voice of antiscientific thoughts and dangerous weird science-y theories. That may be a risk that Marvel does not want. Their choice of actors have never gone to people that hold weird ideas that may become a PR…

+1 for great use of barrowman

A follow-up the BBC’s wildly popular documentary series Planet Earth is coming to television screens in the near future

The only problem I have with this is there’s no such thing as a bad Jesus pun.

I ask but one thing of The Walking Dead this season.

Well Jesus is gay in the comics. And they way they set up Daryl and Jesus hating each other right off the bat could be lifted from every rom-com ever made.

I’m so so sorry but I cannot stop laughing at “popped out of a bush”. I mean, it probably wasn’t funny in the moment but oh my god

I guess it’s just one book they have together. It’s called Manology and as bullshit as you can imagine. NYT best seller. This is a 5 star review of it:

I discovered that if you wear a tiara at Disneyland, all of the staff will address you as “Princess”. So there’s a shortcut. ;)

Sex is like boxing; if one person doesn’t agree to participate, the other is committing a crime.

I found in my 20s the more wretched and hung over I was, the more Id get hit on. I do have a great revenge story-I was coming home from a night of partying on a bus in Chicago. I felt so nauseous I was doing that thing where you hold your breathe so you dont puke-definately a matter of when, not if Im going to puke.…

Does that mean if I dress like a general I can start giving everyone orders and they have to salute me? I like this idea.