Cigarettes. In fancy bowls. Everywhere. How glamorous.

Apparently Y’all Queda didn’t plan very well and have put out a request for people to bring them supplies and snacks.

Some people are proposing sending them tabbouleh and falafel. I’m thinking maybe some vegan jerky.

Ugh my cats name is Hammond and I don’t appreciate them ruining his good name. Here he is on my new barrel just because he is cute

I don’t like mayonnaise

Or maybe it’s not?? Maybe, just maybe, an author had something they thought would make for a fun and compelling story in the Star Wars universe? It’s not always a goddamn cash grab, there was still some art and imagination left in it before Disney got their hands on it.

He’s not an amazing thespian, but he’s not a terrible actor. The problem is that Lucas has no idea how to direct human beings and pretty much lets actors run on autopilot. That’s great if you’re a trained professional like Guiness, Neeson, McDiarmid, or McGregor, or a talented improviser like Ford. It’s not so great…

You Khan’t rule it out!

I really enjoyed the movie but,after all the stories and posts about Jar Jar being the power behind the Emperor,every time Snoke came on my brain would translate him into Jar Jar speak.This did not ruin the movies for me.

The thing about canon is it means there’s a longer story being told. If Episode 1 of something is part of the same continuity as Episode 5, then we see 5 episodes of character and world development.

I always disliked the name “New Republic,” because it reminded me of the magazine of the same name (a perfectly fine magazine, but the similarity always pulled me out of the fictional world). I was glad to see that TFA mostly used “Republic.”

90% of television and movie plots would be solved if they realized counseling was a thing.

Piggy and Kermit broke up on the same day my ex and I did - and yeah, fuck that home wrecking pig.

That would certainly explain why she won’t tell anyone who the father is, since that would require admitting that she had sex with Bobby Flay.

I dunno, bro, I think this was well-worth the $3.62 after taxes and a moldy Triscuit.

Nah, anyone who burns Bobby Flay like that is number one to me. Bobby Flay is THE WORST. Fuck off with your stupid fucking peppers, Flay.

A guy walks into a bar with a gun and said “Which one of you slept with my wife.” and a guy in the back stands up and says “You don’t have enough bullets.”

I recall at least one other female stormtrooper having a speaking part.

I'm gonna also nominate Martin Skerelli or whatever his last name is not worth my google time as being one of the years biggest fuckboys.