He probably THOUGHT she knew him, being as he was her greatest fan...

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

That, I agree with. American men especially - I love how certain British actors dress in their free time.

I may have to steal “Little Lord Fuckleroy”.

Haha, I love the “continuous DARE class” - bad examples from several generations of family (not to mention accidentally getting in the way when somebody was throwing things to make a point) kept me from any desire to join in.

I can’t understand how you could be sure the crash would kill your sister but not you!

Look how much shorter the twins are than the non-twin!

Two words that should never go together: CAPRI TUXEDO.

All Catholics, officially. Most Protestants, no, with the exception of tiny groups like Quiverfull or Fundamentalist LDS. (In the US - I don't know about other countries, obviously.)

Very few other Christian denominations forbid birth control, at least in the U.S.

I wasn’t even surprised that somebody would have suggested that. It only reinforced my opinion that people are jerks.

Ron Mael of Sparks had a Roland keyboard he rebranded into Ronald. 😄

Me too! Of course, I may be biased because the doggie I brought home from the local Humane Society yesterday is curled up asleep in my bed. :-)

It’s not so much that I like money, as that I like living indoors.

Wow. I had to read that as comedy. The very model of a douche!

Yes, but in the NUniverse, they've cured death. I'm (not) dying to see the consequences!

“What a nightmare, Mommy! No more climbing for me!”

I didn’t know flour could have E. coli! I thought that was just a meat or vegetable thing.

Most of the doctors offices and hospitals in my area have pamphlets in the bathroom informing women of their options in case they don't feel safe at home.

Might be helpful for families to understand that never getting married is no big deal compared with losing ones clitoris. I practically never use mine for anything, but at least I've got it.