He certainly needs rehab for SOMETHING.

Suave does what theirs does, for less than half the price.

I’ve always figured she’s like a professional wrestler, playing the “heel” role to perfection.

I’m scared shitless. When my divorce goes through (and my ex is being as helpful as humanly possible) I'll be uninsured. I work full time, but I'm a contractor - I could get insurance through my contract company, but only if I stay over 35 hours a week, so one day home sick and I'm screwed.

I think a lot of cartoon characters would be scary looking if they came to life as-is.

Sometimes I feel more like Feeble Fifties, but I much prefer Fuck It! I'm also a Born Again Spinster. :-)

Paris, Texas too!

I remember hearing they were thinking of changing the name of the town to Fort Vancouver, because people get confused.

This play shows up in cinemas this time of year - Jonny Lee Miller and Benedict Cumberbatch alternated nights as Doctor and Creature. Either version has its benefits! :-)

Abe is SO my type.

Never did any sports; never bled from sex (except that time when I had a platelet shortage).

If you're bored in Japan, drugs or not, you REALLY have a problem. XD

He is adorable like a puppy, too.

Yep. Nothing new. Always presented as HILARIOUS.

“But attempting to obey speed limits and traffic laws while a bit tipsy which most of us have done”

I missed that in the article.

Who's Morgan?