I'm thinking if Alan Cumming is getting his hair colored, he's getting it done WELL. He is a very very pretty man, and I bet after all those years in theater he knows exactly who to call.

That's what he said! XD XD XD

I feel a daily, unrelenting delight that I made it through my potentially-reproductive years without having reproduced! :-) :-) :-)

ME TOO. I'm so glad I'm not menstruating anymore - I made it through those reproductive years scott-free!

Yes, of course. I just wouldn't have known it was drug-related.

Thanks, always glad to learn something!

And there's always the good old "lesbian trapped in a man's body," which everyone I've heard say it thinks is original...

I remember when it was a big fashion thing for a while, a few years back.

My guess would have been some kind of diabetic trouble, too much or not enough insulin.

It seems like they get demonized if they take kids away from abusive parents, and they also get demonized when they don't and something awful happens. That's got to be a hard job.

"Functional medicine" is a big old crock of woo, as well.

Wow. That is impressive. If you had to have a tumor, at least you had a cool one!

More like a ballpoint pen and a needle from mom's sewing kit.

My theory is that it cooled down while he was finding a condom.

What is a birchbox?

Yes! That is exactly it! :-)

What, no Shark Week?

And one was to run X number of miles away from the judge in X amount of time. What was the other one? Was it even worse?

Most people are able to avoid situations where they are required to run X distance in Y time. How did this happen to you?

I weighed around 90 lbs when I was in high school, and 30 years later I weigh 185. NEVER have I been able to run, walk, skip, or crawl anywhere near two miles within 24 hours! Anyone who thinks I'd be able to do that THE FIRST WEEK I TRIED, might want to find a unicorn for me to ride instead: it's that realistic.