it isn’t Starscream unless it has that Starscream / Cobra Commander voice.

Being a Buccaneers fan, i am thanking the football gods for this Steelers drama.

Look at it from his point of view. The man is in a different city every weekend. thats 50 different craft beers a year.

Lets say for example the truck is in it’s lane doing 60 and Mr Morris decides he is going to pass it on the right only to realize he is in the exit lane. Morris guns it up to 85-90 to get around the truck but gets clipped at the last second and gets turned sideways in front of the truck and starts getting pushed.

i like it, but i am sucker for pop-up headlights.

BTW is he trying to pull off a Bieber hair do (circa 2009)?

Flatulating? C’mon man just say farting!

i wanted to hate him, but i couldn’t.

Where is that valley from Goldfinger?

Many people just don’t realize how bad their tires are until they have to bring the car for service on something else (or they blow). In my mother’s retirement community i have told a few residents (mostly old ladies) that should have their tires looked at before rainy season.

$25 grand before restore?

I remember in the early 80's when GM’s Fbody’s (Camaros and Firebirds) switched to those glass hatchbacks. Rumor had it that if you closed them hard on a hot day (with the car closed up) that the glass popped out.

took my dad to a restaurant for his 70th. We knew the place had a band after 7. My dad is a bit deaf so we made reservations for 5:30 figuring we would be done by 7. It was great until the guitarist showed up at 6:30 and tuned his guitar for 15 minutes, then the drummer set up his kit and tested it for the next 20…

I can touch Stormy’s boobs at her shows?

The traditional way to button a two-button jacket is to fasten the top button and leave the lower undone.

Guess where Nickleback got their name?

At least they didn’t call it a Caprice 2.

Looks like Carolla is trying to explain the problem with these kind of accusations. We only get one side of the story. Carolla has known Hardwick for a very long time and can speak to Hardwick’s character.

Has any of this been substantiated or is everyone just going to jump on the shit on Hardwick bus?

One thing all you autopilot naysayers are missing is this, If the lead car had an autopilot system it would have detected the stopped car long before it had to make the emergency swerve. (Why is no one faulting the lead driver for not paying attention?) It would have started decelerating long before it got to the…