I hate robot lips.

Where is that valley from Goldfinger?

Many people just don’t realize how bad their tires are until they have to bring the car for service on something else (or they blow). In my mother’s retirement community i have told a few residents (mostly old ladies) that should have their tires looked at before rainy season.

i don’t know which looks worse, the puppets or McCarthy’s hair.

$25 grand before restore?

I remember in the early 80's when GM’s Fbody’s (Camaros and Firebirds) switched to those glass hatchbacks. Rumor had it that if you closed them hard on a hot day (with the car closed up) that the glass popped out.

So Zoe is going to be in GOTG3?

took my dad to a restaurant for his 70th. We knew the place had a band after 7. My dad is a bit deaf so we made reservations for 5:30 figuring we would be done by 7. It was great until the guitarist showed up at 6:30 and tuned his guitar for 15 minutes, then the drummer set up his kit and tested it for the next 20…

I can touch Stormy’s boobs at her shows?

The traditional way to button a two-button jacket is to fasten the top button and leave the lower undone.

would Cassie watching her mom and boyfriend turn to dust be better? 

Let’s do a science experiment on top of a parking garage in Louis’ sketchy van.

The problem with DC is their heroes aren’t very interesting. you have to match them up with a good villain. Unfortunately you can’t have your heroes fighting the same bad guy every movie. Batman v Joker = good, Batman v anyone else = meh (unless they get the balls to redo Hearts of Ice). Superman v Lex Luthor = good…

Guess where Nickleback got their name?

At least they didn’t call it a Caprice 2.

Looks like Carolla is trying to explain the problem with these kind of accusations. We only get one side of the story. Carolla has known Hardwick for a very long time and can speak to Hardwick’s character.

Has any of this been substantiated or is everyone just going to jump on the shit on Hardwick bus?

One thing all you autopilot naysayers are missing is this, If the lead car had an autopilot system it would have detected the stopped car long before it had to make the emergency swerve. (Why is no one faulting the lead driver for not paying attention?) It would have started decelerating long before it got to the…

My kid got a Holy Stone HS200 ($100) for his birthday. He is 12. He has had other cheap drones that would not qualify as fun at all. The HS 200 has different speed settings for beginners and altitude control so it stays at the height you set (doesn’t drop out of the sky when you let off the stick). It also has a auto…