Somebody is is trying to corner the market on diarrhea.

Why haven’t they figured out a rail system for running these cars so this doesn’t happen any more?

Parenting tips from Jack McCoy

I blame timberlake.

Aren’t elected officials not supposed to accept gifts because they are not allowed to keep them?

Start a replacement car fund, put that $216 a month in it for the next car (down payment at least).

Does this scream short bus to anyone else?

I agree that grill is terrible, but why is no one pointing out those weird LED lights Lexus has been using?

If you don’t want me to order water don’t be a Pepsi only restaurant!

i grew up in new jersey in the 80's. I had a friend who had a Fiat Bertone. Fun little car. We would take the top off when it snowed, crank the heat and go out driving. Engine in the back no weight in the front, steering was optional. (There is a good chance there was Bon Jovi in the cassette player)

Am i the only one who hates the sound of van doors sliding shut? It is a distinctive sound that elicits memories of body parts being crushed by the door.

Choking the dolphin?

I knew it!

Here’s how it’s going to work: 

just think if they cast Michael Peña instead of Will Smith we could have missed this entire article.

Tell that to George Lucas.

I remember watching this with my 8 year old son at the time and him being all “OMG is that Luis CK from all those late night talk shows, the director of Horace & Pete and the writer of Pootie Tang?”

lets not forget the granddaddy of them all:

But he hasn’t resigned as of yet so perhaps he is considering the legal route rather than bowing to social media pressure. With the spate of false claims coming forward lately he should let an ethics committee decide his fate.

So no ethics review? No due process?