And you wonder why Iowa doesn’t have a profession football team.

your wrong about Teen Titans Go! It is one of the funniest shows of TV. It is a sit-com with super heroes and villans. The plots and the jokes are well thought out even if though it is slap- stick tom-foolery. Put on your silly hat and give Teen Titan Go! a chance.

Every greeting card should just say “Jesus Christ” in them because that’s what I am going to say when i turn it over and see the price.

I never understood why we don’t have eyes near out penis’ so we can see where we are sticking them.

When did we decide it was OK to put the veggies and the condiments under the patty? I effen hate it!

Alligator Alley from Naples to Westin. Almost 100 miles of straight, flat, 4 lane highway with a huge grass divider.

Good luck with your plan to correct the internet, may it bring you endless minutes of enjoyment.

I speak English very well thank you, I didn’t realize i was being graded while typing snarky replies.

The gator should have went after the guy shooting in portrait mode! It’s 2015 when will people learn?

I can’t wait to replay Portal 2.

Which one did The Transporter drive? That one.

I learned all i need to know from Sam Kinnison....lick the alphabet!

Am I the only one on Dan’s side here? He didn’t want to do it, no amount of bitching or pouting would change his mind. He is a hero a hero-artist who is not in it for just the money. I just got back from Universal Studio’s and I wish there were more tattoo artists out there saying No.

This:

I for one can not wait for a time when these are the norm and not the exception.

meh

Not alot of diversity on the Garland SWAT team.

Did anyone say Sexbot yet?

Welcome back Firefly

Inglorious Bastards over the Dirty Dozen?