People aren’t voting for someone who literally promises not to finish the job.

The Grizzlies lost by the score of Mike Conley’s Face to The Blurry Dude’s Face.

...how will the government explain registrations like MARIJUANA FOR SALE, CAPITALISM SUCKS DONKEY BALLS, or KIRK COUSINS STARTING NFL QUARTERBACK?

Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

There are shitbags like Jim Irsay and Dan Snyder who get rich off of hikers getting eaten by bears? And they purposely lie to hikers about the danger of hiking?

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

Regular torn is seeing the replay and not being able to tell what the injury is. Badly torn is seeing the replay and screaming in horror.

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Of course the Wizards were embarrassed. I still don’t understand how you can lose to your own craft.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

the amount of work, and near obsessive dedication that it takes to make it to the NFL, I’m not surprised these guys are pissed.