Exactly: the government isn't working. And that's what the Republicans failed to consider as a consequence of their "government doesn't work" program. They thought their "government doesn't work" plan would mean they could squash every government program and let the awesomeness of the crony-capitalism system Make…

Yep. When former colleague of Prof X, Dr Karl Lykos, was bitten by a mutant pterodactyl in the Savage Land, he became an energy vampire able to suck the life force out of live stuff. Several years later, while attempting to treat Havok he was turned into a giant mutant pterodactyl** energy vampire with super-hypnotic…

Everything is going exactly as promised. They said government doesn't work, and Trump was the the final piece of the plan…at least until their supreme court nominees are revealed. If the developmentally disabled can be subjected to the death penalty, they can decide who gets it as well.

It's not as good as RomneyCare. And despite being the home of MIT, Harvard, and a few dozen other universities, there were about 250K people who stayed covered under the state plan because some mysterious IT system superbug couldn't let us register. Every 3 months we'd get a letter saying that we'd be covered by the…

The hard thing about making America great again is making America great again. Turns out shouting "USA! USA! USA!" doesn't do the job… especially when you can't add "Suck on this Russia!" anymore.

Imagine if it was called "Funny Cat Video Care", with the website restocked every day with new clips of kittens who just can't stay awake and cats doing battle with their own reflections. Plus downloadable coupons for pancakes or waffles, your choice!

And the sad thing is that it's a less pleasant version of RomneyCare, even before being molested by a SCOTUS absurdly willing to accept a case from allegedly offended plaintiffs found in the crack behind the couch cushions of America the whose standing to challenge the law was weaker than Mormon coffee. (bowlweevils…

Hell, yes. I got a PhD in psycholinguistics and have read research on it. Totally true.

I think we need a bit of a calming down about our situation.

you seem to have suffered a sarcasm detector failure, sir.

Everything that doesn't make giant corporations and the rich white guys who get paid ridiculous amounts of money for their various relationships with them is in trouble thanks to Trump's decisions about everything for the next several months* to several years is in trouble.

That's too bad. Being able to pronounce that symbol is the only way to take advantage of this awesome job opportunity:
Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !uq274c:
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tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned
$8752 this last four weeks.. Its…

I can assure you that the additional movies about the Ewoks were of great importance to those of us whose ages were measured in single digits when they came out. They were subjected to much critical scrutiny, especially regarding what we saw as the unnecessary intrusion of humans, and human children, into the films,…

You seem to have missed, in terms of number of minutes, the majority of the Star Wars media bonanza.

seriously? youtube for the truth about reptilians and hollow earth. iron sky is just more nonsense intended to hid the truth.

There are many things that need to be said. That is not one of them.

that was the one about Natalie Portman's shirt, right? i was severely drunk for all 3 of those horrid things. i only agreed to go to the movie theater if i could go there already drunk or sneak in with strong enough booze that i could get really drunk really fast.

it was certainly better than that Star Wars movie.

Unless you're living in Russia, you're not in the country that won WW2.

you win the internet!