Also remind them that Björk doesn't count anymore. If she ever did. "Superstar" is tough to define. And no cheating by using the picture where she's using an angry aquatic bird as a dress.

Only if you're using it to refer to the type or person who tells other people they should stop using certain words.

They mostly don't know what a seminal vesicle is. Tell them you're snipping the tubes that carry the goo from their balls to their fucksticks.

I'm too bored and old to care anymore about slicing and dicing music into teeny tiny categories. You know what categorization method makes sense? Alphabetical order.

Excuse me, good sir, but there is only one PJ, and her last name is Harvey.

NEEDZ MOAR EWOKS!!!

It was called Ladyhawke. Starring a young Tom Cruise and his trusty but tragic steed Atreyu.

I would watch it if it was about the endless struggles of an editor of supernatural-themed poetry, making a comment re..well…

Emma Caulfield spent 2 years as Susan on Beverly Hills 90210 before she became Anya. She, at least, was already discovered. Even by me (shamefully admitting I was watching 90210 after graduating from college).

Why are we playing games with 1 season shows for an article like this?

NO SOUP FOR YOU! TWO YEARS!

Having skimmed the comments section and made the same comment myself, Dear AV Clubbers, the hoi-polloi demand that TED MOSBY be added to this list immediately.

funny, all i had to see was the title of that movie to know it would be a pretentious piece of garbage…and confirm my belief that josh radnor is not "acting" but is more or less the real-world version of "ted", and that "happythankyoumoreplease" would be just the kind of phrase that josh/ted would think was soooo cute…

Seinfeld

certainly lacks the physicality of adam west. he had the physicality to make almost two batmans…batmen?

Am I the only one who thought this was about Reno 911?

HIMYM

no.

This is still on TV? WTF?

I'm from Long Island. All of 4th grade history was about Long Island. And this was back when history class stopped at World War 2.