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No. The Rapture is Bad.

I was watching some old Cult videos (ie Dreamtime, not Sonic Temple) on YouTube, and the YouTube said to me "if you like this Cult video, you might like this Siouxsie & the Banshees video" for Kiss Them For Me.

well, duh, it's called Alice in Chains, not Patchy.

Sure, but West Virginia locked me and my cousins and our livestock and a fracking machine in a trailer with a barrel of sin-juice and wouldn't let us out until we sinned so much that Kentucky had to die.

I was hoping for a moon-based blend of Mr Sandler and Ms Barrymore's previous films.

Well, that's one spoiler that will save me from the disappointment and confusion that comes from lack of outer space hilarity in a movie.

Let's face it: Chris Cornell's finest work was playing back-up singer on Right Turn.

Black Hole Sun was the song that made your mother go "But I thought you liked Soundgarden?"

They were up in the Eiffel Tower when the Griswald's were up there too, and they saw Rusty toss his beret over the ledge, and that little rat-dog jump after it.

Yes, dammit, yes. What the hell is wrong with people? Weren't they 9 years old and into pop-new wave with a vaguely mystical sense to the lyrics to hide their actual lack of sense?

I think someone left the keys out in the rain.

Like Apes-Ma said, it's the massive overplay of both the song and the video that make it the worst. The fact that you could not escape it in the summer of 1994. That it still lingers, like the 99 cent slice of pizza that gave rise to the fungus in your great-aunt's furnace room, the pizza she used to lure unsuspecting…

I don't know. "Someone left the cake out in the rain" led to some serious childhood pondering in the back seat of my parent's 20-foot long, olive-drab, faux-wood paneling station wagon.

Rarely cited positively?

I was reading your comment with my left eye and watching youtube with my right eye*, and read that second "fucking" as a verb and not an adjective.

Are you suggesting that if I hear some songs on the radio by someone and I don't like them, I should listen to a few albums by that person to make sure I really don't like them?

i know, it's totally like 77% of people outside major cities.

NOT ENOUGH UNICORNS!!!

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