It's not like the friggin Death Star was a visionary bauwerk. Look! It's round! With an elementary fatal flaw!

whole body. bowlweevils is a little insect. i can go thru the ear holes or nose holes.

I have the power

Does anyone remember? You really are a non-American. We ALL remember.

No. It's "FUCK YEAH 'MERICA! WE'RE NUMBER 1! USA! USA! USA!"

gotta tell ya, being inside the mind of a 10 year old is nothing compared to being inside the skull of a 10 year old.

it's geniusier!

I would still totally be all over that self-absorbed train wreck.

Damn baby pirate horses took all my My Little Ponies.

@avclub-4ffabf87500b89362ca0abc12daf720b:disqus You obviously have not taken the same drugs I have. I've spent days seeing more things that aren't there than things that are there.

We were the people at the dead end of the street who never mowed their lawn and let our dogs run around without a leash.

The laws about underage nudity have gotten much stricter over the past couple of decades, partly due to all of the highly publicized child sexual abuse cases (some of which happened, others of which did not; bowlweevils has worked as lawyer on pedophile priest litigation).

Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo & Juliet had a naked 15 year old Olivia Hussey in a sexual situation, and we watched that in junior high school English class. So she was still older than I was when I saw it.

@avclub-cec8c70309e4d41583748680d75b86bb:disqus You're watching the new prude version. The original had her topless at various points.

Am I the only one who had a super-crush for She-Hulk?

I was already in law school! And blond!

Now I do too!

Shit like that just happens on the Island. One day I was passing through my former high school and there was Biz Markie walking down the hall with my principal. Who graciously let me skip second grade.

I'm from the Patchogue-Medford zone.

I saw him with his kid at the Blockbuster (this place where you went to rent movies before cable on demand and Netflix existed) in Port Jefferson.