That's Australia. Turn a penal colony into a country, and no one can get past 8th grade because they can't stop laughing whenever "penal colony" is said in history class.

IT'S PRONOUNCED "SSSLLLAAAAAAAAYYYYEEERRRRR!!!!!!!! FUCKIN SSSLLLAAAAAAAAYYYYEEERRRRR!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I don't know. As soon as I hear "Sooouth Ameeeriiiicaaaa!!!" everything turns red and I can't remember the previous three days.

Usually it's pointless to comment at such a tardy time.

Dancing in the Streets by David Bowie and Mick Jagger. It makes me angry just to think that crime against humanity exists.

Yes, because the correct answer is Dead Horse

I'm here for the atcmrherdoigmcnniaoe

or just ignore them and sign up again under a different name

Gonna have to go with Hitler.

NOO BOAKS!

It's almost an anagram of Meatier Cereal!

I'm old enough that it's Daphne from Scooby-Doo.

Czar said exactly what I was going to say. 2000 in the school, hot in the clique. YMMV.

There is no such thing as Southern NY. There is New York New York and Lower Canada.

There are far far worse sentences that start with "Everytime I play" and end in "come out behind."

In 50 years we won't have eyes. If I told you why we won't have ears either.

@avclub-31a69fca188fc144495391c00ba3fd43:disqus watchable

4.2575 comments per second of show time.

I have only experienced the opposite, dozens of times. Even bands from there - Sonic Youth, Alice Donut - and the adopted - Bowie. Maybe you are going to the wrong concerts.

David Bowie + Frank Black + Robert Smith + Lou Reed + Sonic Youth + Billy Corgan = Better than porn.