It's like Family Guy and federal employment case law - if you discriminate against everybody, you're not sexist, racist, whateverist, you're just a huge asshole.

Or does it make TOO much sense?

You can neither be within Nirvana nor without Nirvana. You will know when you have shaken off the shackles of Shake Shake, Shakespeare, Master Shake, Snakes & Ladders, Skanky mommas, and Skrillex. And Squirrels.

I say that everyday when I brush my teeth in front of the bathroom mirror. It is much more empowering when you are frothing at the mouth.

NO Useful Advice Please. Take it to Men's Health mister.

Up-and-coming young mammals.

Have we agreed that disco doesn't suck? I feel like we have. I mean, ABBA's Greatest Hits is grinding its ass on the Afghan Whigs Gentlemen in my CD collection and ain't no glitter bombs or Molotov cocktails getting tossed around.

Pretty sure David Bowie played that song well.

I have seen Yngwie fight DRAGONS with his guitar. DRAGONS.

"a one-note vixen who’s so solely self-defined by her feminine allure that sexual rejection undermines her reason for being"

"a one-note vixen who’s so solely self-defined by her feminine allure that sexual rejection undermines her reason for being"

"a one-note vixen who’s so solely self-defined by her feminine allure that sexual rejection undermines her reason for being"

"a one-note vixen who’s so solely self-defined by her feminine allure that sexual rejection undermines her reason for being"

Too easy.

There is only One PJ. And her name is Polly Jane.

Boys of Summer. Best Song. Best Video.

Half y'all gonna be frothy mad, half y'all gonna be fuck-ass amped up, then all the tvs and innerwebs and radios and fm-receiving braces are gonna cut to We Will Rock You, and you'll all be all frothy and fuck-assed respectively and then we gonna cut to Obama announcing that we just rocked the frothy ass-fuck out of…

you're a narcissistic out of touch snob, hence your need to propose that your ignorance is of interest to others.

The problem with most American mass-market beers is that they're based on the European "it's summer and it's hot" beers. In the other seasons, or in the Lands without a Summer, those beers would not be served.

The commercials or the trucks?