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"I don't," replied Pasch, who stated that he had a book for Walton that refuted evolution. Later, Pasch made a comment alluding to the concept of irreducible complexity, a concept

Dave Pasch only denied evolution after spending years commentating on Syracuse sports. Pasch noted "If evolution exists, why is Syracuse's mascot a giant orange?"

Lena Dunham speaks fluent cliche.

His real name is Tom Jimsula.

When Jim is on the phone with Verizon, he says "yes, Tomsula... as in Don Shula…except with a T instead of a D and an H between the S and the U…and eliminate the space…it's not that hard…ITS NOT THAT HARD…I'M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!"

Jim Tomsula's favoritie Parks & Rec. character is Mark Brendanawicz.

Jim Tomsula enjoys a glass of red wine with dinner, mostly for the antioxidants.

They're still paying Bernard Gilkey and according to the local legend, it's a bit over a million a year. They cut him 15 years ago. That's some grit.

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

Chris Christie seems like the kind of guy who would try to work a plug for Enzyte into a eulogy.

I'll confess I can't explain why he's on this panel, but Art Garfunkel looks like shit.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

Turns out Mac Tonight has been moonlighting as a drug dealer ever since the acting well ran dry

Announcer: Martin drives baseline, defended by Johnson, Martin reverse lay—

Nothing like some NYC real estate humor to liven up our day.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

Christie already burned that bridge...