Don't get him started on airplane food.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

Seriously, who does that?

"That's my two cents," said Schroeder, "and if you don't mind, I would really appreciate it if you returned them."

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

Check out the look on the kid's face as he tries to slip away:

Prob fake, everything in that room was shit.

I'd be OK if this became (I guess it is already?) a recurring feature.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

"But does he have gang ties?"

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

All Dogs Go To Heaven and Fourteen

$0.

found your beef! Found yours!

Rest In Peace, Kid. Very sad day.

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

get this right..... the royals were very very very nice to me when they approached me. They told me the owner was very very upset. The conversation was great but then denied to have occurred by royals. After I produced pictures of the event occurring. ... then they said I hated the marlins and that I only wear…

The ability to hold a series lead?

"My deepest apologies, but would you mind if I..."

"Yes"

- Los Angeles Lakers fans