+1 awful.

+1 Jobber.

I've heard "Omaha" means "One" as in snap count on One.... now you noticed any time he yelled it, he usually got the Chargers to jump the count and get a neutral zone infraction... so in reality it was probably a decoy to have them jump on one.

obviously the St. Louis Cardinals.

Being from New Hampshire.... I whole-heartedly agree.

this is like a Gammons tweet...come to life.

but has anyone seen him on mushrooms?

+1

I think he JUST realized that RGIII is Black.

I'll say this.... I feel absofuckinglutely privileged to be a part of this spectacle and mockery of these douchebag"writers" that are just making complete asses out of themselves by trying to crucify Dan. Thank You, Deadspin and thanks to everyone that took part in the vote... except the douchebag Expos fan.

he's God's molester now.

Cam was right. The only problem with the Panthers is Charlotte.

+4

yeah he's standing on a Zhenka box.

Ken Gurwin really hates Jack Morris.

does that mean Benoit is Bonds?

hopefully that "Maddox" got 100% of the vote

ask the Expos fans

i know of one guy that voted NO for everyone except Tim Raines...because he was an Expos Fan...ugh.

Who said NO to Greg Maddux!?!?!?!