Loved it. Great season so far.

I also recently discovered that when you’re poor, you’re “a hoarder,” but when you’re wealthy, you’re “an artist.”

“I came to get my dick sucked, so who’s first?”

The crowd dispersal scene made it randomly occur to me - what if Kai is one of (Asylum) Kit Walker’s star child descendants, complete with weird psychic powers? Maybe the blue hair is a hint to his status as a twisted “indigo child.” It would fit into the fear of (illegal) aliens theme, too.

I used to think that I could always love OC but not this year, it’s actually hard to watch.

After the wackadoo shit she started about Kandi, there was no way they could keep her, she was a huge legal liability. You can call someone all kinds of names but you can’t accuse someone on national TV of plotting a sexual assault. Phaedra makes Apollo seem well-adjusted.

lol that was some shady shit right there.

I love the Housewives franchise (and Vanderpump and Southern Charm) and I have absolutely no shame about it because it makes me happy. They are ridiculous and over-the-top and bonkers and that entertains me.

We should have known Phaedra ain’t shit when she didn’t know her due date

Glad Phaedra is gone. They need to give Vicki on OC the boot.

“Worry about pimping your daughter out, bitch.” -Kenya

This looks so good, I am so here for this, I have no shame, and no I am not interested in reevaluating my life choices.

No, no - poor people are crazy. Rich people are eccentric and quirky.

I wish I was famous enough to be that crazy.

No she’s not, she’s saying that she was personally the target of some come-ons she found creepy, but everybody ignored what she said to immediately assume she’d been the unwilling witness to the “exposing and touching himself” routine, and she’s once again clarifying that while THAT is something she heard rumors…

“Assholes” read: privileged white dudes:

Who keeps giving these assholes the microphone?

Referencing a Gawker blind item is like reprinting something scribbled on a bathroom stall and saying, “See? People are talking about this.” It is very irresponsible to hold a man’s reputation hostage until he denies (to your liking) unsourced rumors that don’t even mention him by name.

Well, there’s this: