I fully support gender equality.

Apples and oranges. The runaway bride pretended to have been kidnapped. These folks just took an extended holiday.

The thank you tweet was about her selling some clothes on QVC last night. She has since deleted the laugh tweet and posted something appropriate about the arrest- like thoughts to Kim and her family.

I’ve gained 50 pounds in the last 12 months. FIFTY. 5-o. I can’t even with this nonsense. I feel your pain and then some. I have nothing to blame it on but stress and laziness.
I’m going to Greece in exactly 3 months and want to wear as few clothes as possible, but man.... Just, man.

Oh! I forgot! I went to the outlets while at the beach this beach (beach outlets- YAY!) and found THE BEST BRA EVER. I feel like this is an important life moment because giant boobs.

Fellow spinster, by choice! I’m even a teacher and I have two cats and I live with my crazy mother! WOOT WOOT!!

I am the world’s worst with money. Like, no matter how much I have, I manage to eff it all up.

I really want to read Girl in a Band, so do tell us if it gets better. I’m 2/3 of the way through Fade by Robert Cormier. Good stuff. Slightly creepy, but not in a scary way.

For most of my life (45 years old) I was a heavy binge drinker. I was incapable of having just one or two drinks, so once I committed, it was on. I had years where I drank 5 or more nights a week.

This is the last night of a week’s vacation at the beach. Back to work on Monday. Tonight I have decided to drink all of the wine in the house because wine.

“All affairs circle around the same essential act...”

Wait, what?? How does one produce “her actual vagina in the courtroom”???

"...while Rick's crew never seemed to have the chance to build anything but a basic fire and some hubcaps on strings when they were on the outside."

"…where Gabriel has returned, and, wallowing in his depression and self-pity, accidentally left the gate open."

Oh sweetie... he doesn't need any citations because Science.

She looks amazing, and actually makes me feel better about my 40-something body.

yisss! Her recaps danced circles around the entertainment value in the actual books.

So I guess you've never heard of Steubenville.

Oh blah. I grew up in NC and have lived in SC as well. There are plenty of us who "stand up" to men, and for women's health, gay marriage, and you name it. They "let" us do that now, you know. [my eyes are rolling out of my head]

Can't we find her kids and get the ACTUAL story here?