Thank you for your opinion. You’re wrong about the definition of treason, but thank you for your opinion just the same. It’s good to have a diversity of opinions here in the comments, even very very wrong ones.

I went outside to grab the paper this morning and rant into a Trump voting neighbor. I smiled as I picked up the paper and said “It’s tough to keep up with everything these days”, and he replied “I don’t even want to know”.

Do the fan bases for those teams blow themselves in public like this?

Deadspin doesn’t mock the Kings, Lakers, and Nets?

Jesus! Is there anything that Donald Trump won’t leak?

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

You know Larry David?

Haha I have no idea, but I know he lied about my dad being in the hospital a few times to his employer so maybe he had to kill him off at some point.

Yep, we old dudes remember Gus Johnson, Archie Clark, Phil Chenier, even Jack Marin!

Of course, my immediate thought is just: Did he run out of other relatives to pretend that they passed away? Like, was he at 3 or 4 dead uncles before he decided he had to go whole hog with a dead father?

A guy who worked for me a few years ago lied to me about his ill grandfather dying. After he used his bereavement time, he had to come to me a few weeks later and fess up because he didn’t have any more bereavement, sick or vacation time to use for the wake/funeral after the guy actually died.

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Oddly enough, I did not.

Did you then sign the card?

The Washington Wizards have the lamest name in sports, correct?

Yes. Let us go get some ‘za and watch the ‘zards! And then we can remove ourselves from the gene pool (though at this point that is likely to be redundant) by removing our ‘nads!

What mean we, white man? YOU go stand over there by yourself. Well, I guess you’ll have Zach Lowe and his “Pellies” nonsense for company.

Let’s all agree to pretend that you never even suggested this terrible, terrible thing.

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.