That explains why Tiffany is absent as well...

Unless they have been playing soccer since conception or age four (depending on class), they can’t be that brilliant.

Are Harvard student known to be stupid?

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

Hi Mr. Simmons!

Eighteen years—as successful, powerful, and undeniably brilliant female athletes - taught us that.

Ha! Well, fuck you, that’s fantastic.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

“(T)he descriptions of our bodies, the numbers we were each assigned, and the comparison to each other and recruits in classes before us...”

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

So sooooo soooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong

It’s so wrong, yet at the same time, so right.

Because he was born with a stick up his ass?

ugh

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

Didn’t your parents ever take you down to Kmart for family photos? They have to sit really still and watch the birdie or they don’t get to go to Dairy Queen afterwards.

Why does he look like a very large ventriloquist dummy?

Do these prep school pussies think they look tough or something with their hair gel and loafers?

I think the bigger question is why are there trump children?

Why do both the Trump sons pucker their mouths up to resemble assholes when attempting to look serious and/or dignified?