“We’ll do a show about nothing, Jerry! It’s just like life...nothing happens!”

This series of articles is a wonderful indictment of the NFL’s “process”. If they want to police their players like a whole separate investigative and judiciary entity, they desperately need to do a better job of understanding how successful investigations work. They look worse and worse every time this happens and…

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

Ok I want to know how you get this shit. I know you have like fourteen T.V.s but there is no way you have that many eyes. You have to watch a lot of Cricket from Napal and really bad Canadian hockey games. And Rays vs. Rockies games.

That’s a hawt taek right there.

you gotta start over from scratch fam

this is an incredible own

Yeah, fair.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Darren Rovell ✔@darrenrovell

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

but can a robot also be a sensitive penis? please investigate.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

I thought you said he was playing Citeeeeeeee?

Yeah, but can he do it on a cold night in Swansea?

He’ll never play for FC Dallas or Houston Dynamo

I misread that as Texas at first and didn’t question the hate, just the why.

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand.

Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

Irony (noun) - Bills’ fans labeling anything else a “Notorious Disgrace to America”