"I bet Saban has a whole scheme he designed to help him achieve orgasm in a tidy 35 seconds."

But is an NFL field long enough to permit tenth of a second timing?

What’s rooted mean 

FUCK YES THE JAMBOROO IS BACK SOUND THE SIREN

How has nobody yet commented on the use of the word lepidoptericide?

Just eat Vegemite on toast with butter. Balances out the bitterness and tastes great YA FUCKIN GALAHS

What are you people gonna do, vote for HIM? I doubt it. You have no choice but to vote for me. Your lives are SHIT. What do you have to lose, hmm?!

16. Cricket. Yeah no, fuck that.

That’s DOCTOR Patrick Wyman, to you.

Get fucked, Draper.

Word of the Day: frangible!

W-what?

Me too, but I thought it was because of my awesome burn on the dunk video post :(

I can never spell it right on the first try and I don’t care to learn because who gives a fuck about that.

Aw man, I thought I got followed because of my sweet comment on the dunk video :(

I shat my dick laughing at the “Thank you, Coach Emmitt” line. Ohhhh lordy!

Wanna know who REALLY killed Harambe? This team. This team shot that ape in cold blood.

Uhhh, fuck off ?

I only have the ‘insert image’ option :(

Also, how in the fuck do you quote text in Kinja? I never learned that piece of advanced coding.