The T20 world cup just started, so we might be getting a few of these clips over the next couple of weeks, so I know we’ll be getting DOZENS of ‘I could never figure out cricket!’ comments.

OH MY GOD I KNOW I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED

We (Australia) had a Prime Minister who went swimming in the ocean, and he fucking drowned. Went down there for a dip to blow off some steam one Saturday morning, and, yeah, he drowned. We straight up lost a Prime Minister while he was in office. Harold Holt. Look it up.

Filed to, great work

This made me ell oh ell on the train. +1

As a not-American, I reckon the stereotypical American caricature isn’t Cletus in his pickup, it’s the Rich Texan from the Simpsons. Jerry Jones, in other words.

Anyone here a fan of Noel Gallagher’s High-Flying Birds?

Eyesight: My idiot baseball-loving best mate always points out that Ted Williams had the highestever eyesight score in the US Air Force, or something. Whatever.

For all my fellow darts fans out there: I’d take Michael van Gerwen in beer pong. It’d be all over in nine throws.

Wouldn’t The Rock be the best wrestler to run in the current presidential campaign? He might be the only guy on the face of the earth who could go toe-to-toe with Trump in an insult contest.

Dear the Deadspin Bigwigs,

My 10-year-old plays basketball, and it’s amazing how timid kids can be about going for the ball. It’s right there!

Oh great a gif

Back pain! I’ve cried from chronic back pain—sciatica, etc. I’m not ashamed of it. I mean, if the pain is attacking you 24/7 and won’t let up and you can’t even find comfort when you lie down on the floor … it’ll get to you. I’ve cried from pain not necessarily because of the pain itself, but because of the depression…

Movie deaths: that scene in The Dark Knight where Heath Ledger mashes that guy’s face onto a pencil!

Yep, gotcha, and your point was as clear as day in the article. The different types of cognitive biases interest me, is all.

Recency bias? Instead of confirmation bias? Not being snarky, just trying to recall which is more fitting here.

Every time this happens I legitimately wonder whether one of the third- or fourth-string non-goalies would do a better job than a former amateur goalie who hasn’t played in ten years.

Kluwe, your a idiot.