Recency bias? Instead of confirmation bias? Not being snarky, just trying to recall which is more fitting here.

Every time this happens I legitimately wonder whether one of the third- or fourth-string non-goalies would do a better job than a former amateur goalie who hasn’t played in ten years.

Kluwe, your a idiot.

“Saddle Seahawks” kills me.

Came here to make this exact comment, except that I’m an Aussie. This needs ALL the stars.

+12" for The Streets reference, Drew

Deadcast Funbag?

STOP POSTING GIFS THEY TAKE HOURS TO LOAD

The best Kinja nickname there is. Bravo, sir.

Great article, Patty!!!!!

My birthday is September 11. I’m not American, but that date is still obviously infamous all around the world. 2001 was my 13th birthday. Thoughts?

The worst day to have your birthday is OBVIOUSLY February 29. I have a friend born on Leap Day. In the year we all turned 24, she celebrated her SIXTH birthday.

Hey Burke, great job putting this article together, pal. Top notch effort.

You spelled d-wade’s name wrong