Bold of her to have opinions about violence when she was the one who pushed Alexander Skarsgård down a staircase!

A statue of Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha from Bewitched stands proudly, celebrating the famed city’s history of burning women alive.

Must have been a great day at the WB. “Whoa, something involving us that doesn’t make us look like money-grubbing assholes! Get a statement out quick!”

The whole tone of this article would probably land better if it weren’t written by, you know, a WHITE MAN.  I once again implore my fellow white folks to stop trying to speak for non-white people  They are more than capable of doing so themselves, they don’t need you to do it for them, and there are plenty of…

Ironman died for our sins.

It’s comfort food for them. When you believe that even the most innocuous entertainment can damn you to eternal hellfire, your entertainment options are limited.

Just how boring are these people’s lives that they’d go to a church production that takes whatever the fuck is popular and turns it into shitty Jesus allegory?

Slight edge to Muggs for me, depending on the day, but yeah, right at the tippy-top of the genre. 

The rest of the EP actually... kinda sucks. The Slick Rick verse is nice, but the rest of the album is kinda meh. The Nas joint is ok. 

The RTJ-DJ Premier collab that dropped this week is bonkers. Best track on Primo’s EP, by far. 

That last commercial they made was fucking hilarious. He looked like such a pathetic goon.

Wow, I hadn’t heard about this and I’m stoked. I’ve been wanting Black Thought to hook up with a top-tier producer and drop a full solo album for years! As great as The Roots can be, I’m more of a sample-based boom bap man myself, so Danger Mouse is a great fit. Can’t wait to hear this.

Like a doll's eyes...

*their mom’s dollars

If nothing else, and you had to pick only one thing, watch the 2nd season of Fargo. It’s incredible and while the first season was really good and took a lot of storybeat inspiration from the original film, twisting the hitman angle in new ways, the 2nd really takes the time to be something wholly unique and special.

Everyone involved knows how the game is played, Feige most of all, and is aware that this is intended to be a public interaction even if it poses as a private one.

YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE

Bet, fam. 

Turns out they didn’t get to.